As THE wedding of the century (& of our generation) approaches, I can't help but fall into the touristy/marketing trap that is Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding. I'm sure you've seen plenty of pictures of the ridiculousness that is The Royal Wedding memorabilia but I thought I'd share them with you... Why? Because they're fun and HYSTERICAL! And maybe it just helps me feel better about the lack thereof of my wedding by looking at how ridiculous the build up to theirs has become. Poor Will & Kate!
The Royal Wedding Memorabilia Gone Wacko
What girl doesn't like playing dress up? Especially with the future King of England... I kinda thought this was super cool imagine walking into a house & having random paper cut-outs of the couple thrown about...
Apparently Baker Michelle Wibowo spent 80 hours making this for a competition... hhhmmm...
I really can't comment on this...
Apparently souvenier shops are selling these wonderful crafty nail art... Why?! At this very moment I'm not questioning a single thing...
This cracked me up & I do hope I get to see a lot more of these random pictures from guests who stayed at Premier Inn
Ok, I must admit these little choco stencils created for International Food and Drink Exhibition 2011 in the UK is kinda cool because you can actually look at it go 'awww' then stir it into your coffee for some flavor (a plus in ma books!)
PEZ reminds me of my brother so it'll forever be super special to me & despite these being kinda freaky (apparently the head bends backwards completely) the thought of some yummy fruit candy being my reward helps me accept it just a bit more
For the people who after looking through all these images feel like puking their guts out, its never too late to do so in style! & don't forget to thank Lydia Leith for making the £3 Sick Bag once you're done!
Thanks to a Hamburg (ironic?!) based company for creating these 'KaTEA' bags. Just another way to get a taste (get it?!) of the Royal celebrations!
I personally would get offended if my face was on any random strangers toilet seat... GROSS & disturbing!
Thanks to Egmont Books now you can get your little girl to really start obsessing over having the most lavish wedding ever! Why not start early... It's not enough that Disney's got us brainwashed...
Yes, it is a 17 in 'fashion doll' of the future Princess. But, that's not why I HAD to put it up, look at the 'FREE' gift you win on the side. Your VERY OWN copy of Princess Diana's engagement ring. Two pressie's for the price of one! Only at amazon.com's Paradise Galleries.
Yep, a crazed British plumber paid £1,000 to get this temporary tattoo on his teeth... For more on this story click here (I really CAN NOT add any more to this chaos/madness)
Some of my FAVORITE things to come out of this entire fiasco:
The cutest map I've ever seen! hahaha... I kinda wish I had a map like this (of a place that's important to me of course... NOT the royal wedding)
I obsess over nail polish especially over summer & I just thought it was super witty (& apparently glitter crazy)
Ok, this is as far as I would go for any memorabilia involving The Royal Wedding but I couldn't resist (& I'm hoping BahrainiRants approves too, they're New Balances after all...)
P.S. For more random & wacky Royal Wedding Memorabilia click here
P.P.S. Bahrain is...: Eating harees during Ramadhan- I've never had it with the butter & date part might be worth a try... (something I'm REALLY going to miss this year)
P.P.P.S. Song of the Day: Only Girl by Rihanna (I have NO CLUE why Rihanna was stuck in my head all day today... I'm all about staying positive or trying to & cheesy music definitely helps so thank you Riri for helping this girl out!)